The Semi-Occasional Clay Review Regatta and Gala

The Semi-Occasional Clay Review Regatta and Gala

Musical Opening Theme performed and composed by Benjamin Clay

Opening Remarks performed and composed by the Master of Ceremonies

Refreshments

Triumphal Procession Rehearsal # 1

Announcement of Teams

Refreshments

Opportunity for the donning of regatta regalia

Diving Context

Cannonball Contest

Underwater Treasure Hunt

Underwater Scavenger Hunt

Underwater Eating Contest

Underwater Drinking Contest

Underwater Breathing Contest (or rather lack therof)

Lunch

Entertainment Interlude

Magic Performed by the Great Sam-bini and Magnificent Matthtastic

Nautical Anecdotes Composed and Performed by Marky

The Grand Occasion

Regatta Heat One

Regatta Heat Two

Regatta Heat Three

Final Race for the Championship

Substantial Refreshments

Aftermath

Naval Skirmish

Ceremonial Burning of the Vessels

Refreshments

Substantial Prizes and Awards Ceremony

Closing Remarks,  Poetical Readings and Dedications