Employment Opportunities

Available positions:

-Disc Jockey
-Life Guard
-Press corp/photographer
-Bookie
-Brute Squad
-Joust Coordinator
-Dog wrangler
-Fortune teller/phrenologist
-Technical support
-Speech writer
-Juggler/fire breather
-Firefighter
-Animal tamer
-Literary consultant
-Salvage operations

Some positions may have multiple openings. Candidates should forward C. V.'s to the management for consideration. All remuneration shall be intangible, edible, or nominal.